Friday, March 17, 2006

MEN.............

So, what does it mean when you sleep with a guy and he becomes a religious zealot afterwards??? And please tell me I am not the only female this has happened to because is not doing well for my ego.

I am so going out tonight for St. Patty’s day. I am hoping to have a little luck of the Irish with me. This truly means I hope that I find unsuspecting men to buy me drinks all night long. I am however hoping that my beer goggles are not too thick tonight and I can weed out the ugly obnoxious men.

11 comments:

some office guys side kick said...

May I ask WHO?? Has become the zealot? Maybe if I know, i might be able to provide some insight.

some office guys side kick said...

I talked to CHOWDER HEAD and asked her who the religious zealot was. She told me and let me tell you.. I'm sure he has been talking to his BACKWARD FRIEND FROM KANS.ASS, (that I used to date)He tried to convert me long ago. I do suppose that people that are so wrapped up in it deserve one another. Maybe they could go Broke Back Mountain, Kansas prarie style.

Female Jim said...

Well, he didn’t try to convert me and I do understand his point of view. But why the hell invite me over and seduce me if that is the path you are heading down?

some office guys side kick said...

Because, behind every good church going man is a need to get thier rocks off.
Religious people need sex too.

some office guys side kick said...

ALSO, I'm sure in his mind he wasn't the one doing the seducing. He was just giving in to your constant advances. AND at least by looking it that way it will make it ok to do again in the future. trust me.

Female Jim said...

Hahaha. I can’t believe you said Religious people need sex too. Too funny.

If anything he had to get off because of your advances. I believe my advances were much more subtle than yours.

some office guys side kick said...

Right. Right. There is nothing like turning on a guy by stumbling drunk into his bedroom. (In his whitey tighties, catching him completely unawares)
His head probably got real swole from that little lapse of judgement.
No wonder he had to get some sex! AND why not turn to the neighbor? How much more convienient can you get? GOD, if I was a staunchly religious person afraid to explore my sexuality (out side of marriage, of course) I'd stick to boning the neighbor too.
I wish my neighbors weren't either an ass hole or gay.
Then at least I'd be able to quit trying to seduce those sweet mormon boys that come around.

some office guys side kick said...

Or those college kids that are trying to get somewhere by selling magazines.

Female Jim said...

I think you should try this with your upstairs neighbors just to mess with their heads one day. Try to seduce both the husband and the wife. I’ll even post bail for you.

some office guys side kick said...

If it doesn't put me in jail, it will for SURE put me straight to hell. (not like I'm not already going) Besides I'm not into crusty old people. Maybe I'll go the way of our dear friend CHOWDER HEAD, and make it with my HOT LATINO NEIGHBOR.

Female Jim said...

Well you will have to settle with the LATINO since you don’t have a HOT SOUTHERN BELL like CHOWDER HEAD has.