Tuesday, July 31, 2007

See ya!

Well, as it turns out. The NEW GUY was really nice. Just an all round good guy. We chit chatted and had a fun time. Nothing too spectacular and all platonic of course. He headed back to CHICAGO never to be seen again.. Maybe I'll send him a postcard from time to time.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Conundrum


I recently met a NEW GUY. We immediately hit it off. We had one of the more stimulating conversations I've had in a VERY long time. He's up here on vacation for the week..Visiting DANCING QUEENS' B.F. mY PROBLEM?
Hmmmm... My cute B.F. I wouldn't do anything to jeopardize our relationship, but I can't help but want to get to know this other guy better. Not in the sense of, "giving in to my primal urges better" or anything...But.. Just get to know what he's about.
Given the fact that my CUTE B.F. can be somewhat insecure at times, I'm hesitant to go on gushing about this guy to him. In fact, I didn't even mention it cause I hadn't given it any real thought until now. I mean, NEW GUY had crossed my mind and all, but I had just chalked it up to a good time had by all...
So today, DANCING QUEEN called me and said that he had been asking about me and wanted to get together again. (They had gone fishing for the weekend)
I can't help but to be pleased and flattered that he's interested. I thought he was interesting himself. (Not to mention REAL cute and funny) SO. so so so...

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Work Work. Work.....

We had a patient with 8 kids come in today. Can you imagine???? 8 fucking kids?? Who the hell is that crazy?
Not I, I tell ya!

Friday, July 13, 2007

I gotta go to bed.

YEPs!!!.... Time for bed-ee bye. Time for poopies.

I think I pretty much have crapped my self.

Yup. I have successfully consumed a big FAT Bottle O wine! I really can't tell you how PROUD I am of myself. I'm actually surprised that I can actually write a damn thang. My cats are crawling around.. trying to tell me, "It's time to go to bed, crazy lady!"... I'm not really listening though...
They can't make me!!!
I still have to poop.

Crap!!!!

I have to poop! Like, right now! Wait....... I think I can hold it. Maybe just a little longer..... yep. Here I go!
I suppose I currently am looking for an outlet. This seems purty good to me.
It's late. I'm drinking wine. I only have a half day to work tomorrow.
SHIT!
We decided to go to Kenai on Saturday. I'm thinking it will be a good thang.
It's so strange to me that you can have issues and then they just disappear and you don't give them a second thought. Ok... For instance... My ear... YES. My ear.. I get sick, right??? my ear cloggs up. My fucking ear is giving me issues for. like... 3-4 days.. Then, I wake up... and it's gone. Just like that.
Good bye! Fuck you ear problems!
Do I even think twice about it though? NO.
Why would I??? I feel totaly normal. Why would I?
OK. Then I get my period. RIGHT?
It comes. "Hello Aunt Flo!!!!!!"
I can deal w/ this.
I'm a normal girl.
I plug the hole.
The tide comes, it goes, it comes.... it goes.....
OK.
I've served my time. My monthly dues R paid. Right?
Whoo HOoooo!!!!
I throw on the "skinny" panty liner......
I go "out"...
Bluooosh........
Need I say more????

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Where have all the bloggers gone?

Jim's pooped her little bb out.. Trashly is drunk and hopped up on pills... As for me, I have found my self just stumbling from one drunk moment to the other with no real purpose...
I miss the good ol' days.. You know? When we all commiserated about being hung over.... When we all regaled each other with stories of debauchery and sex.
Someone just give me a snippet of something juicy! Please???? Do I have to beg here?