Well I deeply regret having to provide this terrible news to my fellow drunken bloggers. This truly is a tragic day in the history for all those that have ever woke up with a stage 5 hangover.
I, FEMALE JIM, will be out of commission for at least 9months. Yes you guessed it I am pregnant. And since society frowns on those who drink while being pregnant I have decided to put the bottle down.
For those of you who feel my pain, don’t worry. For I am comforted by the words of CHOWDER HEAD.
“Just think…You won’t have a hang over for the next 9 months. Plus once you start to show you won’t have any fat rolls.”
Thank you CHOWDER HEAD for those kind words.
I can only hope that SOGS, TRASHLEY, and CHOWDER HEAD continue to live the good life and bring us some crazy drunken stories. Actually, I may have to hang out with my drunken friends just to get some good blogging stories. After all I will be so coherent I may remember the entire evening.
Signing off for now,
FEMALE JIM
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