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Happy New Year!
Like usual, I had my New Years party. It sure was fun!

THE COUSIN THAT GOES "DUUUUHHH" brought some party favors for everyone. We proceeded to get our drinks on and have a real happy time. (If ya know what I mean!) The party was getting pretty loud and dancing had started to ensue when THE COUSIN THAT GOES "DUUUHHHH"'s friend decided to start freaking out.
It could have been the fact that I (in a very playful manner, mind you) ripped his toga off...Or, maybe it was when OUR FRIEND FROM THE VALLEY grabbed and ripped open the Velcro on his shorts and exclaimed, "Oh looky, looky at the little present I found!!!"
Or, maybe it was just the plain fact that he was tripping balls and couldn't handle it.
Either way, he started to freak.
To make a long story short, I ended up having to pull a Godfather move and tell him he was never welcome in my house ever, and if he showed his face at my door again he'd be sure to wind up in a dumpster some where, possibly disfigured or something along those lines...

After he was forcibly escorted out, he stood out side my door, looking in the window like a lost little fucked up dog... crying and carrying on, trying to get back in the party.. Until finally, he decided he wasn't getting any where and that it would be a good idea to go across the street to the pizza place and harass them. He told them that we were all werewolves, and that we were eating children..

So, the PIZZA GUYS eventually ended up coming over to the house asking why the hell this guy kept bothering them, and (I'm thinking) to check for the bodies of small children.

After a while some of the party goers felt sorry for CRAZY GUY and gave the PIZZA GUYS money to take him home. (Why nobody didn't just call a cab, beats the hell outta me. But I guess it all worked out in the end.)

After they took him home, they came over, drank beer w/ us and we all had a grand ol' time til about 6 in the morning...

No other real incidents worth mentioning, except that GAY KIM tackled CHOWDER HEAD, twice, when she tried to run out the door to talk the guy down. It didn't really matter though, cause CHOWDER HEAD just ran into my room, knocked the screen out of my window, and jumped out anyway. But not before she yelled, "Nobody, is gonna stop me from doing what I want to do!!!"


Good Times..