Which cost more?...................................................... And which is safer to suck on??
Just some food for thought.
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27 comments:
Obviously I am thinking about quitting smoking again.
I was thinking that I would become a cheap whore in order to get over the cravings.
You really can't "become" something you already are. Common! Tell you what. When ever you want a cigarette, give your new C.B. a blow job. Either that or just have some sex. It will be beneficial not only by keeping your cravings down, but you'll lose wieght too!
Also, why this sudden desire to quit? Are you planning on getting pregnant or something?
What. No. Why in the hell would I be planning on getting pregnant??
My C.B. smokes. So, I smoke when I am around him. Which lately is a lot. So, I am smoking way more. But I like the B.J. idea. Maybe I will propose that to C.B. We could both quit smoking. I just have a feeling if I do that he will have a lot more cravings than I will.
ALSO, if you started getting paid to be the cheap whore you already are, you would be MAKING $$$, rather than spending it...
Good Point. I think I am going to become a CHEAP WHORE.
What am I talking about the first time C.B. looks at me I will give it up for free and then I will smoke a cigarette.
Well, some people, (CHOWDER HEAD & HER HUBBY) want to quit but are afraid to. They have invested so much into it, and they are frightened to have those cravings. Just offer him the B.J's and I bet he would consider it regardless of any craving he might experience.
Could I be detecting signs of "love"?Are youguys in LOVE? Are you gonna get married?
If I showed my treasure chest, and all the money that I possess,
would you marry me?
Would you marry, marry, marry, marry, would you marry me?
If I gave you a real good poke, and help you quit that dirty smoke.
would you marry me?
Would you marry. marry, marry, marry, would you marry me?
If I build you a really nice home, and fill it with all the flowers in Rome. Would you marry me?
Would you marry, marry, marry, marry, would you marry me?
Well obviously CHOWDER HEAD’S HUBBY isn’t getting BJ’s. Poor guy.
Even if I was falling in love do you think I would tell any of you guys. Hell No.
YEs you would. I can see the glint of love in your eyes already. You can't fool me.
I don’t know what you are talking about and I would never admit anything like that to any of you people.
"you people"??????? "YOU PEOPLE"?????? OH, I see! I've been regaled to, "you people"! We'll see how I catigorize you the next time we go to FurRondy and you want my "special" coffee.
you people... geez.
Don't go glomming me in to that kinda group...
Now that you have a C.N.B. I suppose you quit lighting up your OPEN sign too.?????......
What is this fucking world coming to?
Your just lucky I didn’t say “Your Fucking People”
Right I won’t be needing the OPEN sign. So, if you want to borrow it I’ll be happy to lend it to you.
NOOOOOooOOOOOoOOOOoo!!!!!!!!!!!! The F.JIM I once knew and loved is gone. She would have never said she didn't need her OPEN sign "anymore"......
Your gonna be married by the end of the year, I just know it!
Now I really AM leaving the country! All my friends are gonna be married and pooping out kids.
When you come over tonight to make me dinner and get me liquored up…..I will put the OPEN sign up to lure the NEIGHBOR over. Then you can accost him, again.
ha ha. Maybe he'll bring a chain saw too.
No..He will leave the chain saw at home. That way it gives him an excuse to leave.
Right, right.. How could I have forgotten? Do you think it'll work?
OR, maybe you could call him up and tell him I decided to become saved. Lure him with the Lord...
You could probably just lure him with shiny objects. Start by throwing them over the fence.
Why don't you try and get him to fill up his hot tub? I'll lure him over with shiney objects, we'll lock him in your house (to watch the kids) we'll hop the fence and have a grand ol' time
That boy will never get his hot tub fixed. Especially now that he has figured out that I have CNB. However, I am pretty sure you can still lure him over with shiny objects. And then we will lock him in my house and go to the local watering hole.
You mean to tell me that you've dashed his hopes of ever "making it" with you again? Your SO heartless.
First no more OPEN sign, Now no more fooling around with the neighbor...
Your C.N.B. had better REALLY appreciate all of these changes your making on account of him.
CNB is going to pay for a flying lesson for me. I think he appreciates everything that I am doing.
Who do I hand the Open tourch to.
Where have all the single people gone? That's totally cool about the flying lesson. When you go up there in the wild blue yonder, take control of the plane and land it in SOG's yard.. He'd poop his pants I bet.
And, I'm totally sure that your C.N.B. appreciates EVERYTHING you do to/for/with him... You dirty sex kitten..
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