It was SOGS birthday on Sunday. We all gathered at her house to celebrate and watch some clips from her trip Belize. Actually the slide show was great. Nothing but pictures of them drinking beer and unsuspecting tourist holding cans of SPAM. We should rally to have SOG post some pictures from her trip.
Anyway, the party was pretty mellow and everyone was heading out early because SOGS had traveled all day. DANCING QUEEN invites me to her house. CHOWDER HEAD, her husband, and chitlins all followed. While I am there I invite UNSUSPECTING MALE PROSPECT over to visit. Why not, we are drinking and I might as well see how thick his skin is. I mean if he can’t survive a night with CHOWDER HEAD and DANCING QUEEN then he is doomed. As UNSUSPECTING MALE PROSPECT walks up to the door CHOWDER HEAD yells, “FEMALE JIM’S boyfriend is here.” I am surprised the poor guy didn’t do a Speedy Gonzalez and run for the hills.
Soon after UNSUSPECTING MALE PROSPECT has joined the crowd CHOWDER HEAD’s apparently got wasted because her true colors started emerging. She immediately starts in with the manly burps. You know the kind that the alphabet is said in the process of the burp. BTW, I don’t think this is great for impressing UNSUSPECTING MALE PROSPECT. I guess I am just grateful that it wasn’t coming out of the other end. UNSUSPECTING MALE PROSPECT also got to hear CHOWDER HEAD repeat numerous stories over and over.
In the end, UNSUSPECTING MALE PROSPECT survived and actually called me the following day. So, he may be a keeper.
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You should have another party at your house sometime. Just remember to lock your doors after I get drunk.
Tell me about UNSUSPECTING MALE PROSPECT, if he can keep pace with the likes of C.H. AND D.Q. ( and not run screaming in the opposite direction)I'm impressed.
Problem is I am working all the time. I would have to have an early Sunday party. Maybe in a couple of weeks. I have to pay taxes and I actually have a date this Sunday.
I’m making U.M.P take me out to dinner. I know he can survive C.H. and D.Q. and he can keep up with my lush behaviors, but I need to know if his mama raised him with manners. Will he hold the car door open, throw down his jacket over a puddle, offer me the last stick of gum, love me more than his future airplane?? Okay I don’t expect him to love me more than his future airplane, but I do expect the rest.
Where did you meet U.M.P.? He sounds like a good one.
George’s of course. Yes he is a keeper so far. But I will find out for sure after our 1st official date on Sunday.
CHOWDER HEAD said he was a jet mechanic. You should write to SOG and tease him. Tell him that there is no longer a chance for the 2 of you. Tell him your marrying the jet mechanic and it's his last chance to bring a ray of joy and happiness to your life, tell him that he should meet us at the Office Lounge to celebrate your new found beau.
He is an airplane mechanic not a jet mechanic. He works on the smaller airplanes. And I have to work tonight and then I am off to meet my airplane mechanic for a night cap. Actually, I will be on your side of town tonight. The 215 or the Cabin. You and your beau should come out and have a drink. Of course I won’t be there until about 10pm.
Call me. I think I'm up for going out tonight. I'm gonna go fencing @ 8 til about 9..so.......
Does it really what size plane he has to deal with?? It's not the size of the engine, or for that matter, the plane right? As long as he knows how to make the engine purr.....
I can attest that he knows how to make the engine purr.
I’ll give you a call when I’m heading out there.
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