Tuesday, April 11, 2006
CHOWDER HEAD WANTS ME TO SPEND THE NIGHT
CHOWDER HEAD wants me to spend the night at her house on Saturday, get up early and cook food for Easter. I don't mind the cooking part, it's just that she has no good place to sleep. Also, knowing her she'll get totally waisted that night and I'll be obliged to join her in the frivolity. I told her today that I didn't want to do it and she suggested I sleep at SOUTHERN BELLS house.
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I just love the fact that she wants you to stay the night so you can cook Easter Dinner for the masses. Well you could kill a few birds with one stone by doing this.
• Get Drunk with CHOWDER HEAD
• Sleep with SOUTHERN BELL or I mean at her house and help her make another video. Since her others were stolen by the neighborhood hoodlums.
• The next day feed the mass people who just come over for free food and liquor, like me.
• Get Drunk with CHOWDER HEAD again
That's the problem. SOUTHERN BELL'S couch is really comfortable. I guess I'm just not ready to sleep with her. Maybe if I get both her and CHOWDER HEAD drunk enough they will pass out together and I won't have to worry about it.
Then again... Making a video for the neighborhood could be fun.
BTW, if you are planning on coming over to mooch food, you MUST bring at least 1 bottle of cheap champagne. I'll bring the Brandy for those of us that are serious about our drinking.
You should get SOUTHERN BELL and CHOWDER HEAD drunk enough that they pass out together. Then put them in compromising positions w/ porn music in the back ground. Bow chick a bow wow wow. Then you could sell it to the kids in the neighborhood.
It's Easter. I expect to come over to the Easter Beer Hunt.
YES! Easter beer hunt! I'm all for it. Screw those little children lookin for eggs! Bring your b.f too.
OR, we could hide the champagne then once you find a bottle we'll see who can chug it down the quickest.
We should hide cigarettes too and the little bottles of liquor. I am liking Easter more and more.
YES! This is my kind of holiday! I say we throw in some cigars for those of us that quit smoking cigarettes. CHOWDER HEAD did mention something today about having 2 "hunts". I'm sure one is for the adults.. It's just gotta be!
She better have an adult hunt. If she doesn't I'm not coming over.
I think CUTE NEW BEAU is going to come for Easter. That’s because he is madly in love with me and can’t stand me to be out of his site.
I could tell that from hanging out the other night. GOOD! He is falling into your evil clutches. Mwaha ha ha!
Before you know it you guys'll be married and have 10 LITTLE FEMALE JIM's.. Think of how great that will be! No more financial woes and you won't have to pay taxes!
Wait til he gets a new plane though.
Oh CHOWDER HEAD would love that. Since she wants to marry us all off and make us have multiple CHITLINS.
She's just pissed that she did it first and tried to start a trend that no one followed.. You are right though. She'd be one happy CHOWDER HEAD if she wasn't the only one in the group that was married with kids. AND, knowing her she would try to take credit for anything pertaining to you guys hooking up.. I'm suprized she hasen't already.
Oh she will. On Easter she will take credit for something. I don’t know what yet.
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