Tuesday, April 11, 2006
DAMN TAXES
CHOWDER HEAD just came up to the front and was bitching about her amnded W-2 that THE OTHER SHITTY OFFICE just sent to her. She has already done her taxes and if she wants to be refunded the extra she paid she'll have to amend them. I suggested that she call them and have them pay for it. But, NO!! CHOWDER HEAD just wants to bitch about it. I then suggested that she at least call them and let them know what fuck ups they are. NO again. All she is gonna do is BITCH.
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You need to have a supply of rum at the office for occasion like this one.
Or tranquilizers.
Yeah, that box of wine is getting pretty low. I think something a little harder is in order. Maybe I'll buy a bottle of good ol tequilla..for moments like this.
Speaking of tequilla...Plan on taking the 20th of May off. (I know you want too.) I will need your help that night. Besides you need a break from all that workin.
We shall see. I have had interviews all over town for summer positions. I have another interview w/ THE BRIDGE for next week. Plus I may just want to spend some time with my cute beau. So, I don’t make any promises.
Yeah, yeah. Listen here you dirty bitch! Why don't you bring your cute beau? It would give you an opportunity to not only get drunk together but snuggle up and keep one another warm. Don't give me ANY excuses!
I don’t need an excuse to get drunk with my new BF or to snuggle up with him. Trust me there is plenty of both of those going around.
slut.
Hey…..Don’t be haten’.
No haten here. I just think that you need to quit all your jobs and go on welfare, so you can accommodate MY schedule. AND when are you havin a damn party??
I may actually be able to have a party this weekend. That is if somebody will sponsor all the food and alcohol. Because I am broke.
This week end is no good. Even if I was able to sponsor anything. If you want to come over tomorrow after you get off, I'm gonna have a fondue party.. Not very many people, just a few. MINI ME is having some friends spend the night, so I'll be stuck @ home.
Sounds like fun, but I have plans. Having dinner at THE MEXICAN’S house so they can meet CUTE NEW BEAU. And so LITTLE FEMALE JIM can meet him as well. CHOWDER HEAD is supposed to come over as well. Should be fun.
I SEE! the MEXICAN never calls me any more. Boo HOooo.. I miss her. You bitches can have your fun with out me .
I'll drown myself in fondue and wine
The only reason the MEXICAN is having a get together is to meet my CUTE NEW BEAU and for LITTLE FEMALE JIM to meet him. CHOWDER HEAD just invited her self to come over. I think she is happy about a couple get together.
I'm quite sure that CUTE NEW BEAU and I will go to GEORGE'S after the get together. You can meet us there if you haven't killed yourself with wine and fondue yeet.
We shall see. I vaguely remember swearing off Georges a while ago. Yet, the temptation to return is somewhat overwhelming.
That keeps happening to me. And now that I am with CUTE NEW BEAU I am there all the time. Although I have to admit. He helped me move up on the stature list. The BARTENDER was making all of my drinks really strong that last time I was in there. He wanted to get me drunk so my CUTE NEW BEAU could get lucky.
Come to think of it THE CABIN made my drinks much stronger last night as well. CUTE NEW BEAU must be a good tipper.
That keeps happening to me. And now that I am with CUTE NEW BEAU I am there all the time. Although I have to admit. He helped me move up on the stature list. The BARTENDER was making all of my drinks really strong that last time I was in there. He wanted to get me drunk so my CUTE NEW BEAU could get lucky.
Come to think of it THE CABIN made my drinks much stronger last night as well. CUTE NEW BEAU must be a good tipper.
you seem to be doing quite a bit of bar hopping lately. I would imagine because your CUTE NEW BEAU is paying. Why don't you tell him to spreading the joy and happiness in my direction? My CUTE B.F. will be leaving soon so I'm going to need some booze therapy to cope.
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It’s a good thing you have SOG because I’m not going to share my CUTE NEW BEAU’s joy and happiness. It’s all mine…mine…mine…mine. It’s my precious.
Your a sick and selfish girl. Besides SOG is gonna leave soon and then what am I gonna do? I'll have to start talking CHOWDER HEAD into sponsoring my drunkin efforts. I just CAN'T do that. Maybe I'll hit up DANCING QUEEN.
Your precious??? Do you talk that way to his penis? While stroking it and kissing it......??
NO, forget I even asked. The visual is enough.
Where is SOG off too?
I think you should hit up on both of them. Or better yet you need to recruit some new SPONSORS. Get out there and hustle girl.
And the answer is maybe.
I knew it! I'll work on it. SOG is leaving for Washington soon.
Think you'll be on my side of town tonight? My CUTE B.F.is celebrating liberation today and it would be fun to hang out again. Whatcha think? Maybe the Cabin? OO oOO I know! How bout 210 East? Nice N sleezy...
Unfortunately I can’t. I have the MEXICAN’S kid and LITTLE FEMALE JIM tonight. Oh and I have to sleep. Otherwise I would be all over it.
I guess I'll just have to drink with CUTE B.F. alone then..
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