Why is it that some of our friends just can’t keep their mouths shut…………….
I go out to a local bar last night with some friends to celebrate SOG’s birthday. However SOG had other plans and he left early. Good choice BTW. So, the rest of us gluttons proceed to drink and socialize. My CUTE NEW BOYFRIEND is hanging out and going through the gauntlet with my friends. First SOGS asks me, “Well when you get married are you going to have one more kid.”
First off, I’m not going to divulge my inner secrets with THOSE PEOPLE. And frankly they should know that and they shouldn’t ask.
Going further in the evening, CHOWDER HEAD becomes lubricated and lets her guard down. Then she proceeds to blab about an incident where her and her husband well did SOUTHERN BELL. After she has admitted to this event she proceeds to look at me and say, “Well Jim, At least I only tell my own secrets and I don’t divulge my FRIEND’S secrets.”
Although CUTE NEW BOYFRIEND didn’t run away screaming at the moment. I am sure he is wondering what skeletons I have in my closet or under my bed.
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I would like to add my two cents to this as this is my blog anyway. I one of your best friends for I do not know how long refuse to be refered to as "THOSE PEOPLE" as for not telling us about your plans kiss my ass! Don't forget the people who were your friends before your new life! You are fully aware of willingness to discuss my personal life with people. You can not pretend to be a prude for very long , I will make sure that your cute boyfriend is fully aware of the real Jim!!!!!
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