Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Where have all the drunks gone?

It's like no one wants to get drunk anymore. What the fuck is wrong with this picture? I go home.... I get drunk... I drunk dial..No one answers, no one calls me back.. No one even blogs anymore... Shit, even CHOWDER HEAD is being responsible these days.. FEMALE JIM has a new sponsor..
Maybe the party, THE LADY RIDING HER YELLOW CANARY is throwing will get everyone revved up.....

I certainly hope this doesn't last.. I don't want to go camping with a bunch of sober people this summer..

14 comments:

Female Jim said...

I have no idea what you are bitching about. I got drunk last night. Where the hell were you at?? Ha….. I see now that I have a new sponsor nobody calls me anymore. What’s up with that?

some office guys side kick said...

You wouldn't answer the phone anyway.. I know now that you have a sponsor all you do is get drunk with him and have sex til the wee hours of the morning..
Your making CHOWDER HEAD a sober person.. She's lonely with only her husband and SOUTHERN BELL to drink with these days..
Speaking of which... Are you comeing over to THE LADY THAT RIDES THE YELLOW CANARY's house on Saturday?

some office guys side kick said...

I meant, "coming" Damn spelling errs...

some office guys side kick said...

Is that how you spell err?

some office guys side kick said...

Crap.. My brain is fried.

some office guys side kick said...

I am HUNG OVER once again! I didn't really didn't realize that Tuesday nights were such a lucrative night to go out.. LOTS of cute men..
DANGER! DANGER! SISTA & I tore up down town last night and I'm feelin it this morning.
Ug. Blech....I think I need to crawl under my desk and nap the morning away.

some office guys side kick said...

didn't didn't didn't

some office guys side kick said...

didn't realize it would take so little for me to loose my mind

some office guys side kick said...

loose or lose?? Lord help me.. I'm such a sinner..

Female Jim said...

You think you just lost your mind?? I’ve known you for a long time now and I don’t think I have ever seen you with it.

Female Jim said...

I was that way yesterday. And I only got 6 hours of sleep last night, but I feel great today. A little tired. But after seeing my CUTE BOYFRIEND at lunch will take care of that and put a spring in my step.

some office guys side kick said...

You are such a slut! I know what you'll be "eating" for lunch today.

Female Jim said...

I have no idea what you are talking about. What’s wrong with having a protein shake for lunch.

some office guys side kick said...

Nothing, I guess.... Just make sure you clean up the dribbles..