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- WHICH WAY DID HE GO GEORGE.........
- ARNIE & the bus
- Where have all the drunks gone?
- DUCT TAPE MOMENTS.........
- ALL HAIL FEMALE JIM!
- HAPPY B_DAY SOG!
- CHEAP WHORES AND CIGARETTES
- WTF?
- EASTER BEER HUNT A MUST.........
- I"M HUNG OVER
- DAMN TAXES
- CHOWDER HEAD WANTS ME TO SPEND THE NIGHT
- CHOWDER HEAD MAKES A GREAT IMPRESSION
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22 comments:
I heard it was your turn to spread joy and happiness. If that's the case I'm there.
If your not working tonight you could come over and embibe with me and chowder head. You know you wanna. I'm gonna make dinner it should be ready around 10 or 11pm
I was on your side of town last night. I have to be home tonight otherwise Sean will kill me. I think you should actually come over to my house, bring all your food, have CHOWDER HEAD pick up RON RICO, and make dinner at my house.
That will never work. Besides, I have all the food at my house AND all the booze. If it leaves my domain I might never see it again.Why don't you bring Sean along? I have a job for the kids anyway. Plus the snow is melted and they could all go to the park by my house while we get shitty. Bring your C.B
We shall see. I was up until the wee hours in the morning. Plus I am going to donate blood this afternoon. A nap is in order.
Don't talk to me about being up til the wee hours. Your the one having sex all night, not me! You can't use that as an excuse.
Ummm. Yes I can. And I will. Besides I believe the friendly neighborhood bar has a seat with my name on it tonight. Thank god C.N.B. is just as outgoing and as much of a lush as I am.
And I come back to the beginning of this post., WTF? Your gonna pass up what you know to be some of the best home cookin you know? A chance to embibe with friends and family AND spend valuable time with your child??????? IN a healthy environment, NOT a BAR, where you can't bring little JIM any way... Think about the golden opportunity your missing.
BESIDES< your C.N.B. lives on my side of town. It's a perfect opportunity for you both to spend time together with LITTLE F.JIM, and then when you leave they will be that much closer.
LFJ has school tomorrow. Why aren’t you having this Tomorrow night when the kids don’t have school on Friday.
And when I will be on your side of town anyways. You and CHOWDER HEAD are going to have to learn my CNB schedule. She was harassing me to come over and drink RON RICO last night but I was on your side of town.
IN case you forgot, tomorrow is SOG's B-Day. He is spreading joy and happiness @ the Office Lounge. Do you really think I would miss out on that? I'm suprized YOU would.
I did forget that it was SOG’s B-day. So, he is spreading joy and happiness in order to get people to come to his birthday bash??
No, he's only spreading it too me. I'm sure you might be able to convince him to buy you a drink or two. But, if you bring your C.N.B. he can just buy yours.
Okay. Now why is SOG spreading joy and happiness to you on his birthday. Especially when you have your own JASSOR
Hey my JASSOR is out of town. I deserve to have joy and happiness spread to me at ALL times!
PLus, I implemented my 5 year plan of success yesterday. I can no longer spend any money. That way I will be able to leave this country with a substantial amount of moola in my possession when the time comes.
Are you going to run away with the gypsies or a cult. Or maybe you are going to go on the run from the Albanian Mob.
Poor SOG, I don't know how he will respect himself in the morning after spreading joy and happiness to you on his birthday.
NO, not poor SOG. I'm like family. Besides, I repay him all the time with kindness and friendship. All of which are worth thousands and thousands of drinks.(Even on Jewish holidays and B-days)
Whatever…..Are you still putting out. Is that why SOG spreads so much joy and happiness to you because you are spreading something in return??
SOME people (like SOG & Me) are capable of having a relationship with out doing what you so crudely allude to.. Besides, if I was "putting out" I'd be getting a hell of alot more than the occational drink.
Not to mention SOG has many church groups that he spreads Joy to, and although it may seem like I am one of them, I just happen to have been grandfathered in.. Therefore I get to enjoy the joy & happiness any time it is spread.
How exactly did the two of you come up with the grandfathering rules.
We have the same taste in almost everything so it was a natural progression. (His name is
P----yGoat, after all...)
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