There is nothing like the rush of the morning. You know dragging yourself out of bed. Dashing to get out the door on time while trying to look decent. Well, this morning was no different for me. I’m going through my daily panic attack of, “Oh SHIT I should have left the house 5 minutes ago.” I grab some underwear and all my clothes, quickly get dressed and leave the house.
I make it to work 1 minute before our daily huddle is scheduled. Pheeew. After the huddle I go to relieve myself. I look down at the crouch of my underwear which is missing. “What happened??” It took me a minute to realize that my lovely dog chewed out the crouch and they were only hanging together by a string. Needless to say, I had to toss them.
So, I am at work underwear less. Actually it kind of feels good. I now wish I could work on my computer naked. It would be like home, and I would be way more productive.
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YES! I think we should lobby for a "NAKED DAY AT WORK"
I will chalk that up as another reason not to get a dog for MINI ME
BTW, CROUCHLESS?
I want to see these CROUCHLESS undies. Do they prevent you form crouching? Screw anything that falls on the floor today!
HEy! We could have Naked Work Day, Crouchless panties Optional!!
The only problem with Naked work day is that you have to see your co-workers naked too.
I'm not too sure about seeing the 300 + pound lady that sides 2 cubies next to me or the 60 + year old lady that sits directly next to me.
But there are a couple men in the office that I wouldn't mind seeing naked. Oh ya baby. Boam chicka boam.
I think it would be a great incentive to not only lose weight, but to come to the dentist.... The Dr's pretty cute and we're all babes.. Shit, I'm liken this idea more and more..
In the meantime while everyone is loosing weight I will have to look at back boobs and rolls at my office.
Well that is what you get for working in a fat office. BTW, I guess I'll be seeing you tomorrow. We'll be signing on the papers @ 11am..
OH! And trust me. I think half of our patients would go running to the hills if they came in and the first thing they saw was.... me ...naked..
Are you signing for CUTE B.F. It shows Power of Attorney.
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