So, girls night last night....Right? We all meet at the predestined locale, chit chat it up..drink beer.... Blah blah blah...
CHEF SISTER is hell bent on meeting this guy for a drink afterwards. Right? Well, we're winding up the evening w/ the girls and CHEF SISTER's BALD FIANCE' shows up.. Now me being the good sister I am, I try to cover up for her and tell him that we really don't want him tagging along because I'm actually the one meeting up w/ the guy. The whole time I'm trying to explain to the BALD FIANCE' that my CUTE B.F. is just fine with this because we have a mature, secure relationship. He seems somewhat doubtful, but goes along with it and leaves. We proceed to the LOCAL ROTATING BAR.. right? following along?
Well, this just opens up a can of worms..
**** Let me give you people in blog land a little advice.. Don't lie. It's bad for your reputation.****
So we order our first of many RED HEADED SLUTS, which for those of you that haven't experienced this drink, it consists of Jaeger, pineapple juice and Peach Schnapps.... hmmmmm??? I'm thinking twice about that drink right now.
SAid DUDE shows up. He's SO NOT CHEF SISTER's type. and in her defense, she had no intention of persuing any type of a relationship with DUDE, strictly interested in being a friend. He, (of course) has other designs..
Well, me, (being the drunken belligerent person I am) I start in on DUDE. For some reason my beer goggles lead me to believe he is gay,( which I TOTALLY believe he is in a world of denial) I then tried to convince him of it. (He wore waaaaay too much gold jewelry to not be gay.) Not to mention both his ears were pierced and he a pinky ring on EACH pinky!
I made him take off all his jewelry. I then put it on and took pictures on his phone of his gold nugget necklace dangling between my breasts..
I'm such a great drunk! Lemme tell ya. I made it home and stumbled to bed. Woke up this morning with DUDEs gold bracelet still on my wrist, ( I forgot, I switched my fancy (oh so more gay) silver bracelet with him) and got MINI ME to school on time and me to work.
Now, THAT is how a professional drunk does it.
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WHich, BTW, I'm about 3 stars again today.
Okay. How did BALD FIANCE know about the guy anyways. And why is CHEF SISTER meeting a guy and not telling her BALD FIANCE about it??
And what will JASSOR say when hears about this??
This is good stuff. This is like a soap opera. Maybe we should give it a name……I like “AS THE RED HEADED SLUTS TURN”.
Actually I like this name better………………….”AS THE RED HEADED SLUTS URN”
Cause I opened my big fucken mouth in the first place. I was trying to make it clear to him we didn't want him to come along.. I should have just let CHEF SISTER handle her man, but Nooooo I had to get involved..
JASSOR won't care. We really do have a mature, secure relationship like that..
As for CHEF SISTER not telling BALD FIANCE about meeting DUDE, I think he is too insecure about shit like that. and I don't think she wanted to have to school him last night about it..
I think I will just stay out of it from now on. Why risk involving myself any further?
I do, however, have to find a way to get this god awful gold bracelet back to DUDE and off my wrist.
CHEF SISTER isn't calling me back this morning. I hope BALD FIANCE' didn't go crazy last night.
Uh oh….who knows what BALD FIANCE could have done to her if he found out that you two lied.
What do you mean by a mature, secure relationship?? JASSOR doesn’t care if you go have drinks with some other guy while he works to pay of the house you are living in?? Wow.
I forgot to ask why BALD Fiance showed up at GIRLS NITE any how.
What happened to the Urning RED HEADED SLUTS??
Damn straight. He knows that I am perfectly trust worthy, PLUS he made the decision to buy the house that I am currently living in. It is part of our bargain, trust me. He gets paid back in many other ways..
BALD FIANCE decided that when CHEF SISTER didn't answer her cel phone last night, (while we were having girls Night) he assumed she was getting in trouble somewhere and came looking for her.
Great excuse, right? Right.
It was just a stupid ploy to keep tabs on her. I wish FABIO would just come sweep her off her feet. I like BALD FIANCE and all, I just don't think he's right for CHEF SISTER.
Obviously she isin't very happy if she's throwin down RED HEADED SLUTs w/ other men... Even with the most innocent of intentions.
BTW, she finally called me. She's not dead. She said she even felt pretty good, that bitch!
Well you certainly can take care of that can’t you. Just go over to her house. Drink a bottle of some liquor with her. If she still looks like she will be okay then hit her over the head with it.
BTW……You made me LMAO when you said that thing about you being totally trust worthy.
BALD FIANCE was just fulfilling his duties as a future husband. Aren’t they getting married like in January.
Hey! People can change!
CHEF SISTER postponed the wedding. I think they plan on waiting a year or so.
I don't think I would want a husband that would be checking up on me all the time.
It shows a total insecurity and it would bug the shit out of me.
Then they hadn’t made any plans for the wedding yet. Good thing nobody had bought tickets. But they were probably thinking of doing like Todd and I are. Just having the essential people go to the wedding.
Well that means everyone can go to Hawaii in March. Unless I end up pregnant first. Then you all can go down to the justice of the peace.
YES!!! PLEASE!! I want to have another LITTLE JIM to play with! If you don't get all el'prego by March are you guys heading to Hawaii?
That’s the plan. It’s just a matter of money. We would be married in December if we could afford it.
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