As one of you know, we went bowling Saturday for my birthday. All was a blast, especially after I had 2 shots, 5 beers, and of course.....4 percocets. Now, after that 4th pill, things get a little foggy. Of course, there are some pictures circulating that show me...having a very good time. When we got home, I of course rant to the fridge for more yummy cervezas. I took a bath, came out, and drank even more. This was about the time that my not-so-cute-anymore fiance decides to cut me off. He dumped out the 2 swallows of beer I had left. I of course announced in a high decibal pitch, that "I WAS NOT DRUNK!" and got another beer. I never finished it though. Passed out.
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Yeah.. At one point that night I'm pretty sure I was lying in the middle of the road....
per FEMALE JIM:
Wait. when did we start popping pills. Are we moving on to more sophisticated ways of medicating ourselves??
I didn't pop any pills... Not like I'm opposed. Also, considering your recent bad behavior, maybe you should consider becoming a pill popper..
BTW, maybe you should just switch to the hard stuff.... Vodka on the rocks? Rum? how bout Brandy? I don't know.
F.JIM:
Freaking Corporate is peeing me off.
I am thinking Vodka may become my new drink of choice. Unless I find some really good pills to pop. Then I can join CHOWDER HEAD's "FUDGE SICKLE EATING, PILL POPPING, COCAINE SNORTING, CRAZY MOM" club
ha ha ha ha ha
Which BTW, have you heard the latest?
CHOWDER HEAD called me and said, "Hide your fudgesickles! She's comin back to town!"
Yep, you heard me right. CHOWDER HEAD is about to re-enter CRAZY MOM LAND again real soon.
P.S. It's called, "FUDGE SICKLE BEATING, PILL POPPING, COCAINE SNORTING, YOU LISTEN TO WHAT I KNOW, CRAZY MOM Club"
Oh, this is sounding like Trashley kind of fun! I should hang out with Chowder Heads much superior crazy Mom. I think she could learn me up a bit on the art of being drunk and incapable.
F.JIM:
HA....HA....HA....That is too funny. She probably needs to hook back with her Dealer.
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