Monday, November 05, 2007
Me and my flu
I have the flu. Had it all damn weekend. Puked up ramen while it was still hot. Missed the toilet bowl throwing up chocolate soy milk. BUT...on the light side of ALL of this, I have lost FIVE pounds! So, I am not getting a flu shot this year. I am making sure I do not gain those 5-10lbs in the winter for "heat." I will come in close contact to all of those who have the flu if I am feeling a bit bloated. I am not past a little "frenchy-frenchy" so I can fit into my jeans. I may even dive in front of a sneeze if I am feeling bottom heavy. And being sick will be my reason NOT to work out! This is perfect...(insert evil laugh)! I sure love my flu.
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3 comments:
Well, you know what they say.. Just one more stomach flu to my ideal weight.....
My idea of the perfect diet is a pack of kools and a bottle of whiskey. The next day you will definitely feel like you have the flu.
Damn! If only I could get the I LOST 30LBS COLD!
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