I haven't been feeling well these past couple days and I thought that I would go home and try to drink my sickness away.
I was once told that in order to cure a cold you lay in bed with a hat on one foot. You then drink untill the one hat turns to two.
Well, I can attest that it doesn't work.
Now I am not only sick, but totally hung over.
I need to go home, curl up into a ball and die.
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and I really need to work on my spelling.
The key is that once you feel good you should continually drink. Thus avoiding catching any illness at all.
But thank god there are people out there like you to actually put these old wise tales to the test.
I had to stop drinking cause I had to come to work. DAMN WORK! Why the hell can't I be independently wealthy???? SOmeone please give me a zillion dollars. I promise to be good if you do... I might even share a little.
What the hell kind of cruel world do we live in? Just tell your CUTE BOYFRIEND that you are quitting your job because it interferes with your drinking time. I’m sure he will be happy to support you.
What the hell kind of cruel world do we live in? Just tell your CUTE BOYFRIEND that you are quitting your job because it interferes with your drinking time. I’m sure he will be happy to support you.
Shit man, he's already bought me house. I don't think he would too thrilled if he had to start paying my bills also.
Speaking of CUTE B.F.'s, has yours gotten your ring yet?
Not yet. He has been paying a little at a time on it. I hope to have it by the end of this month.
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