So, I broke in my new house last night. Had people over and built a fire. WHOO HOO!! By the end of the night CHOWDER HEAD said she would be my slave if I picked her up for work in the morning.
Isin't that great news?strong> CHOWDER HEAD is now my slave! What do you think I should make her do first?
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Well, you could make her get drunk, carry around a vat of Chowder, and slip and fall on the ice. Oh wait she already did that. You can get her drunk and make her repeat stories to you all night. Oh wait she does that already. Hmmmmm. This is tough. I’d make her start by cleaning out your crawl space. No I got it. Send her to my house and make her clean up the dog vomit that I found all over my house this morning.
I promised to use her for good and not evil. Dog puke sounds like it might be bordering the realm of evil... I can think of many other uses for her. Shit, she's skinny now, I think I'll make her dress up in a HO outfit and have her stand on the corner by my new house. Get that bitch makin me some moola.
Why don’t you pimp her out to SYMON?? He is need of a slave and you happen to have one handy.
Dress her up in a clown outfit and have her serve snow cones while juggling at your next party. Now that’s entertainment.
I think I'll start charging to loan her out.
The party clown idea is a good one too..
Put her in a Samurai outfit and then roll her down Spenard.
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