SO. CHOWDER HEAD tells me a piece of Juicy gossip. I tell DANCING QUEEN, she tells F.JIM... F.JIM gets drunk @ CHOWDERHEADs house, CHOWDER HEAD decides that F.JIM needs to know. Instead of just playing it off like she knew nothing, F.JIM says, "Oh yeah, I already knew AND I can't tell you who told me"... Well, who the fuck do you think she's gonna finger??? (Especially since the circle includes only a select few)So,needless to say, I get a call last night from drunk CHOWDER HEAD bitching me out.
THANKS A LOT, F. JIM!!!
I did however, make sure to point out to her that F.JIM and DANCING QUEEN were the ones really breaking the chain..(I was merely passing on the sweet, sweet gossip to people I thought would at least act like they didn't know when CHOWDER HEAD decided to spill the beans to them, but NOOOOOO.) You untrustworthy BeeeOt-chiz!
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6 comments:
F.JIM:
Hey I stuck up for you. I told CHOWDER HEAD that there was no way that whoever told her that piece of Juicy gossip really thought it would be kept a secret. I also told CHOWDER HEAD that I would never tell her something that I didn't want the whole sewing circle to know about. It's just stupid to tell CHOWDER HEAD anything at all. But I couldn't look at STD GUY in the eye last night without thinking of the juicy gossip.
Poor STD GUY. Thank goodness for him it's curable.
I didn't tell ANYONE about STD guy, and I have known since Saturday! Then again, I was too stoned and drunk to remember so thank you for reminding me!
F.JIM:
Maybe the disease but certainly not his dignity.
F.JIM:
This is a testament that you really can't tell SOGSK anything. This getting back to CHOWDER HEAD so isn't my fault. And stupid STD GUY or STD GUY's EX for telling CHOWDER HEAD. Hello we are one big sewing circle.
However I think STD GUY is going to have to look outside the circle if he wants to get lucky.
HEy!!!I suppose I should have known that NO ONE (especially in this group) could keep thier fricken mouths shut. Geeez!!!! DAMn you TRASHLY! You were my last hold out.
And yes, I agree.. STD GUY is really going to have to get outta the circle if he ever wants to get laid again.
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