PASSED OUT AGAIN...............

Well I managed to get stinking drunk at the LOCAL WATERING HOLE on Friday night. Not that I remember....But CUTE FIANCE Recapped for me. Apparently I fell asleep on the shitter and he had to come get me. Once up I insisted on having one more drink. Then I took total advantage of CUTE FIANCE in the bedroom. Only to hear later that we left the baby monitor on and FJIM THE 1st had a friend over. They were both asleep and we didn't get any weird looks the next day. But that is a lesson learned.

Then Saturday night roles around. I am a good girl working my second job. Everyone else is partying it up at FASHION DIVA's B-day party. So, as I leave work I get a call that everyone is meeting up at the LWH. So, I get there as soon as I can. What do I find. CHOWDER HEAD IS DRUNK AGAIN. Yes. I walk in. She is sitting at the bar with her husband in toe. She gives me the look. You know the one where her eyes start to cross, her finger comes up, and then she mumbles...."Jim. There you are. I'm so glad to see you." Yep. It's not going to take long until she is out. So, she starts blabbing about her carpet, her mom, SOGSK getting totally wasted and some other meaningless garble. Before long I have heard every story at least a handful of times. Next thing you know she is wobbling out the door to have a cig. HOWLIE has to help keep her from falling. CUTE FIANCE helps her back to her seat. She fumbles around a bit, slurps the rest of her drink, and she is up again. Stumble, Stumble all the way to IPIE (her husband). He must have been in the middle of a game because when I look over she is passed out in a chair by the pool table. I stop paying attention and then I get a sighting of Stumble, Stumble. IPIE is helping her out the door. Some things are just priceless........................