CHOWDER HEAD came into work today totally hung over.. She told me she is paying for being drunk 4 nights in a row.. I've noticed the last few times she's been shit faced, instead of her lazy eye becoming the predominant feature, her eyes have just started to cross... She gets this faded look, her eyes cross, and her voice raises about 8,000 decibels....
I love the fact that when all us "unmotivated fat bitches" get together its like a fricken loud mouth circus.. Everyone is trying to make a point, and no one can hear a damn word anyone is saying, cause every one is trying to out/over talk the other ones.....
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Yah no wonder the men stayed in the living room. They would have never got a word in edge wise.
CHOWDER HEAD’S voice it already at an accelerated decibel level. I think it actually hits well over 20,000 decibels.
So, tell us about CHOWDER HEAD’s impression of Tani Kutan (sp) from the White Snake video.
Oh yeah..I forgot all about that one.. She was cross eyed then too..
Some of us want details.
What basically happened is JASSOR was drunk and listening to 80's butt rock. CHOWDER HEAD just happened to be standing next to a REALLY old station wagon, the opportunity for her to climb up on the hood and dance around was too much of a temptation for her.... She stipped off her sweat shirt and tried to copy that one video.. You know the one..
Needless to say....she didn't end up taking anymore clothes off, so it's really not as juicy as it could have been..
CHOWDER HEAD is so excited about being naked while camping, I'm surprized she kept her clothes on at all..
I've been waiting all day for you to write up something about last night. Common your slackin!
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