Wednesday, May 24, 2006

AM I THE ONLY ONE?

Why the FUCK is everybody getting married? What about good ol' living in sin??? Common folks!

15 comments:

Female Jim said...

Well maybe it’s time we get you hitched. Your C.B.F. is legal now. We can have a triple Decker wedding in Hawaii. We’ll all have to aspire getting knocked up before then. That way when we walk down the Aisle our bellies will hang out.

BTW, Aleta seemed pretty shock about us getting married in December. I had already told her that on Saturday. Do you think she thought I was joking?

some office guys side kick said...

FUCK NO!!!!!
Don't even utter those EVIL words! I'd really like to go to both, (you and OUR LOCAL CHEF's) weddings. I won't be able to though if you guys do it in December. What about waiting for January and then doing it with in a week of the other one? That way CHOWDER HEAD & I can go to both. Whatdya say?

some office guys side kick said...

As for getting el prego, I say GO FOR IT! I need more little kids to boss around. And you can COUNT ME OUT of that one too! There is no way in hell I'm having more kids. Shit, I was just day dreaming about how MINI ME will be turning 15 in 4 months, not to mention MY LITTLE BLACK RAIN CLOUD, will be turning 16.. I've only got about 5 more years of responsibility left. I'd have to be crazy to start that all over again.

some office guys side kick said...

Did I mention I'd have to be fucking CRAZY?

Female Jim said...

Sorry, It’s not about convenience for guest sake. It’s all about me and CUTE BOYFRIEND. Soon to be CUTE FIANCE and then CUTE HUSBAND. Who knows we may not be able to afford it then. We are just setting goals. I would like to keep our date though.

Female Jim said...

Well I thought I was done too. But now I am looking forward to little munchkins following me around. LITTLE FEMALE JIM will be at the perfect babysitting age. I’ll just have to teach him how to change diapers. Boy that will make things much easier this time around.

some office guys side kick said...

Have your babies..You can send them to me in Argentina when they are teenagers.

some office guys side kick said...

Don't you want people to come to your wedding?

some office guys side kick said...

You people and all your talk of commitment makes me want to vomit

some office guys side kick said...

BTW, Robeta & Tony are getting hitched too.

some office guys side kick said...

you sick fucks

Female Jim said...

Well when you get to be our age then maybe you will actually make the commitment plunge and start a family all over again. I wonder how much it costs to get married in Fiji.

some office guys side kick said...

Fiji? I'm sure it costs more to get there than Hawaii.. Once your there though, it is more than likely cheaper..
You better start saving either way

Female Jim said...

I have to figure out how to pull money out of my ass for a wedding, but I’m not going to worry about it until C.B.F. actually puts a ring on my finger.

some office guys side kick said...

your right. He's going to have to get on that. Espacially if you plan on getting married so quickly.