So, last night AUNTIE, SISTER & I all go over to the LOCAL BEER BAR. SISTER's B.F. told her he is shopping for rings.... That would explain the email I recieved yesterday from Tiffany's saying, "this is the one!!"
AUNTIE & I proceed to try and dissuade (sp?) SISTER.
To no avail. She has it all planned out.. AND, to make it all worse she's thought it all through.. DAMN IT!
Why doesn't she just put herself in the coffin and nail the lid shut???? I do like her B.F. and all, but I have a hard time trying to picture SISTER married..
Plus, I've always held out hope for FABIO..
And let me tell ya, he AIN'T no FAbio....
She assured me that she had set some stipulations..
1 year minimum engagement..
If she does decide to break it off, she keeps the ring.
He buys a house.
I can't really remember the rest, cause by this point we had moved to the LOCAL COCKTAIL BAR, and I was getting shitty....
I end up going home, crying to my CUTE B.F.about how everything is changing and SISTER is getting married blah, blah, blah........, then proceed to try and tell him all about his short comings, THEN proceed to pass out and snore REALLY loudly so he sleeps on the couch...
What's really great about it all is that today is his B DAY..
HAPPY B-DAY, CUTE B.F! You have a drunkart AND a jackass for a girlfriend! YAY!
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Which B.F. is she going to marry? I thought she just dumped her B.F. What the hell did I miss?
And way to break down JASSORS self esteem. Soon he will give in to everything you say.
Cheers!
Done better ... then I would of.
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