Tuesday, May 16, 2006
I NEED A DRINK
Why is it that I'm a complete glutton? I want a drink right now. I also wouldn't mind getting a little shitty tonight.. Is this some kind of subconscious thing that happens when I don't have to work the next day? (even though the week has barely began?) Does this make me a raving alcoholic, or what? It's not like I don't have to get up and get MINI ME to school tomorrow.. I do have things that would fill my day.. Maybe it's the simple fact that I can go straight home and go back to bed. OOoooOOoo.. to live in the lap of luxury for a day.. Maybe I'll make tomorrow a DAY OF BEAUTY.. I'll invite CHOWDER HEAD over and we can mask, wax our bushes, and paint our toe nails.....
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Which BTW, I have a partially waxed "you know whaty" that my C.B.F. didn't have the guts to finish.. I know CHOWDER HEAD has no sympathy for pain.. Maybe she will be the better prospect to finish this *hairy* project..
I blame my cravings and addiction to having to work 3 jobs just to make ends meet. Or I also like the excuse of drinking to kill the voices inside my head. You know the voices that say, "Kill CHOWDER HEAD".
Ha..ha…ha. Which part is waxed and which part is hairy? You know if you let CHOWEDER HEAD down there to clean up the job everybody will hear about it. This will give her bragging rights for a while.
ha ha ha
anyone who works 3 jobs and still has time for cravings and addictions deserves to be drunk at least 40% of the time..
Sorry I missed out. But I went to CBF’s brother’s house. You know how CHOWDER HEAD gets waisted and passes out. Well CBF’s mom does the same thing. She had the gastric bypass a couple years back and now she can’t hold her alcohol. They are all so used to it that they don’t even bat an eye when she is passing out at the kitchen table. Truly reminds me of CHOWDER HEAD.
Well, CBF’s family is just like all of our friends. They are very social and outgoing and they like to drink. I got the endorsement from CBF’s mom. She even kissed me a couple times on my cheek. And I didn’t get drug threw the coals too badly.
Who the hell is IPEI?? I think we should make all our plans and phone calls when we are drunk. Then we have an excuse for not remembering them or important play dates that we may have made.
Your right. I started second guessing myself the moment I hit "publish"... and It's not like I haven't waxed some PURTY hair portions of her body at one time or another....Yet, the more I think about it I might just get a second job, save my $$$ and have a professional finish the job. The only problem with that is that I've been letting this shit grow out and it's becoming a veritable forest down there.... I'm going to have to get out the weed whacker just to get a little action!
As to where the clear patch is think of a person with a pertially shaved head and you've got a good visual..
Let me get to know his family a little better. I don’t want to scare them off with introductions so quickly. However, CBF is going to have a Sunday get together at his house the first weekend in June. I’m sure his family will be there. His mom was trying to get me to put a fire under his butt to get his house in order. So, I have to make him stick to that date.
Yes we are still going camping. I think CBF is looking forward to it. We invited NEW FRIEND if she is still living in the state then.
Well you could always just shave the rest of it. That’s what I do. I let CBF mow the lawn. He seems to like that and it’s great foreplay. Of course that means that I get to mow the lawn as well.
I can't stand the itchey..itchey...that comes with shaving.
Why would NEW FRIEND not be in the state?
Well she doesn’t think she can afford to live here. Plus she is talking to an old crush in the state she lived. I think she is a bit boy crazy as well.
I don’t even notice it anymore. Maybe it’s the razor or trimmers that CBF is using on me
Who isn't? What does she do for a living again? Where is she living? Didn't she just get a divorce?
Well you are more of a woman than I, my dear.I don't know if I could get used to it. How often is he servicing you? Cause if its once a week or something I couldn't do it any way due to my C.B.F.'s schedule and all....
She is living right by you. But her roommate will be moving out and that means she will have to pay the full rent. Which I think is about $950 plus utilities. Yes she did recently get a divorce.
Probably once every two weeks. The first time it itched, but not anymore. Plus it’s like foreplay. Once he is done I am ready to go.
When are you not ready to go?
Well I hope she is still here for camping. She seems like a cool chick. Either way.. I'll give it some thought.. I'll give you a call tonight.
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