THE BRIG hasn’t called me back to work. Not that I am disappointed. I personally hated being handcuffed to the dishwasher. Hats off to anyone that can take that abuse for more than a week.
Anyway, CHOWDER HEAD has decided to take advantage of my situation. Not only did she drop off her CHITLINS on Tuesday, but she also dropped off her CHITLINS last night as well. Do I look like some sort of Nanny?? The only reason I let her get away with that kind of behavior is because it gives me a reason to drink during the week.
Well, I thought I would be cleaver and not get drunk last night. I decided to drink wine instead of letting CHOWDER HEAD force the usual bottle of rum down my throat. However, I have been dieting by not eating dinner. This didn’t work out for me too well after I consumed bottle of wine by myself. Needless to say I ended up getting drunk by my own account. Not sure how that happened, but I actually can’t blame my hangover on CHOWDER HEAD this morning.
Can anyone tell me how to stop the banging in my head?? I think there are little men chipping at my brain. Thank god it’s Friday and I don’t have drink tonight. I must fall asleep on the couch tonight while watching a movie.
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