I hooked up with my NEIGHBOR after I left THE BRIG on Friday evening. We found out that CHOWDER HEAD, SOME OFFICE GUY’S SIDEKICK, and SOME OFFICE GUY were out and about. We ended up meeting with CHOWDER HEAD and SOGS at a bar across the street from my house. CHOWDER HEAD was in rare form and it was apparent that both CHOWDER HEAD and SOGS were inebriated. SOG didn’t come out because CHOWDER HEAD was verbally abusing SOG by calling him a “stupid jew.” Life is good when you have good friends around to boost your ego.
Needless to say the evening was quit comical. I learned a couple things about CHOWDER HEAD this night. Well some things that I could have done without knowing. “I’ve never met a dick that I couldn’t find the shaft of.” Or “I have three pee holes.” I did learn that these things should not be said loudly in a bar full of men. In between CHOWDER HEAD flashing my NEIGHBOR (no wonder he likes hanging out with me) there was some controversy. CHOWDER HEAD swears, “All dicks are limp in the shower.” However my NEIGHBOR felt strongly that wasn’t true. I may have to spy on the NEIGHBOR and catch of glimpse of him showering now. How much time do you get for being a peeping tom??
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Yes, CHOWDER HEAD was in great form! Rarely do I see her still awake after over 4 cocktails. She is providing hope to all those wanna be CHOWDER HEADS out there.
Also, I'm not sur you'd get anytime for spying on your neighbor. I have a feeling that he may like it. Why don't you persuade him to fix that damn hot tub of his?
I have a feeling that as soon as the weather warms up he will be on top of fixing his hot tub. Especially after he learned he could have 3 naked chicks in his hot tub. I think that you and CHOWDER HEAD omitted that your men will be in the hot tub with you though.
They don't have to be.
I am perfectly capable of visiting hot tubs(actually it is preferrable) with out a "man".
I think it's more fun that way
Hmmmm.
Since you tried to accost THE NEIGHBOR we would have to put a leash on you in order for that to happen.
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