Now Tuesdays too?
I swear, you should try saying NO at least 1 time in a week. Why do you think I stay away from your side of town during the week? I'd be crawling in like CHOWDER HEAD, totally hung over bitching about how FEMALE JIM is KILLING me.. But alas, I have no hang over today.. Too bad for the rest of you gluttons!
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Hung over. I'm not hungover. Of course I don't think that I threw the drinks back like CHOWDER HEAD did.
Besides I was content watching American Idol when CHOWDER HEAD and her Husband walked in with rum. How can a girl turn down free liquor??
Now there is a good drunk. NEVER under ANY circumstance turn down free liquor. CHOWDER HEAD likes to drink rum. there is no mistaking that fact. Whether it be Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday..........I have decided to limit my self to 1-2 drinks during the week (not counting the occational Thursday)
I only drink during the week anymore when CHOWDER HEAD shows up at my door. I am trying not to drink during the week at all. But if it's free I won't say no.
Did you notice the bottle of Vodka was half way full when I left on Sunday. That's because CHOWDER HEAD wasn't drinking.
You must have been waisted on sunday! That bottle didn't even have a TBSP left in it when you guys left. I have come to the conclusion that anytime any of us get together there will be no booze left. Luckily I hid my other bottle, or else we all would have been much more hung over Monday.
I forgot that CHOWDER HEAD and her husband dipped into the vodka after they finished off their bottle of wine. That must have been why we had to leave because the vodka was gone.
I didn't have to work on Monday. So, I would have been fine.
How the hell is CHOWDER HEAD doing??
CHOWDER HEAD seems to be getting better as the day goes on. She is even making noises about wanting to do yoga tonight. I have respectfully declined knowing what that REALLY leads to. Especially since it's Wednesday and I have another "real" day of work left in the week.
Good going. I think I will screen my calls tonight especially since she doesn't have to work tomorrow.
Yoga leads to rum.
Watching THE LITTLE CHOWDER HEADS leads to rum.
Rum leads to CHOWDER HEAD getting Drunk again.
CHOWDER HEAD getting drunk again leads to blogs like this.
Don't be so hasty to screen your calls. OLD GERMAN ASSISTANT fell down and hit her head on the ice Monday. She is holing up at her house and has decided to not come to work this week. CHOWDER HEAD has begrudgingly decided to work in her stead. We will be out on the town again this Friday, the office is having it's annual Feb. Xmas party. WhOO HOO, more fodder for the blog!
This time though bring your own note pad!
I also forgot to call you a bitch for not having to work on Monday.
Bitch..
The only consolation I have is that my half day Fridays are MIGHTY nice..
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